Most people go to Napa to drink wine.
I ate pie.
And not just any pie.
I ate the best pie I've ever eaten in my life.
I find myself daydreaming about this pie. Seriously.
I was shown Sweetie Pies on Main Street, Napa, by my dear dear Vegas Partner-in-Crime! She'd invited me to stay, and of course, I accepted! And what a bloody ripper of a time I had.
I bonded with her two young kids (you can see them above with surprise! surprise!...cupcakes - supplied by me) over a packet of Clinkers my sis had sent in her goody bag with HOS (thanks, Sis). They would soon become fellow pie-tasters and critics.
Anyway...I digress. So, Sweetie Pies. Yes.
We had tried to visit there day before, after our Gourmet Wine Train ride through the Napa Valley - where we did more gas-bagging than sight-seeing - but alas, some tv show was filming there...hmmmm...interesting.
I returned the next day alone - poor Partner-In-Crime had to work. I suppose alone was just as well, that way I felt free to let myself go and indulge in one hell of a pie.
Now, when I go to a pie shop, I order pie. Miss Partner-In-Crime divulged that night, that she had never ordered pie in that shop before, she always went for cake! Hmmmmm....fortunately I was able to re-educate her, and she too became a fellow pie-taster and critic. But again, I get ahead of myself.
I rocked in. Looked around. Couldn't get a slice of the big pies, I had to buy a single one-serve pie, which, let's be honest (we're in the USA), was really a three-serve pie. Bugger. One pie all to myself.
But which to choose. I knew blueberries were in season, they were the only fibre I was regularly getting, I happen to LOVE blueberries, but the clincher was the fact that the blueberry pies were the only pies to have the old fashioned lattice pastry top - and you can't go past the old fashioned lattice pastry top. SOLD!
Now I'm embarrassed to say that I don't have a picture of said blueberry pie before I started eating. I was soooooooooooooooooooo entranced with the thing, so utterly utterly absorbed in how truly divine it tasted, so focused on keeping my moaning under control, that I forgot to take a picture! I'M SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY - all you get is that tiny little piece of pie that was left on my plate before I remembered!!!! And believe me, it doesn't do it justice. But I suppose no picture could do this pie justice. It looked pretty messy on the plate come to think of it, sort of "rustic" one might say.
I have always always subscribed to the theory that food is about taste not about looks - I totally disagree with this new movement on "we eat with our eyes first" - what a crock of moose poo (I'm in Alaska at the moment, writing this, hence the moose reference - I saw some today) - we bloody eat with our tastebuds, well I do anyway. This thing looked messy, and I know that ugly food from a specialist place is more than likely the best food - it doesn't have to tart itself up (get it??? "tart itself up"...?).
This pie was one of the closest things to heaven I've ever eaten. Now I know I have said this on many occasions, and believe me I have spent some time thinking about it. Yes, this magnificent blueberry pie beats Bob's Donuts famous jelly donut (post from LA) - that's a big call. It's the right one. Hands down.
The crust on this pie is like no other I've ever eaten...really thin, crispy, yet somehow nice and thick and stodgy, it left me confused on how they bloody did it - I suspect there's lard involved. I said "stodgy", but you know what I mean, that wonderful stodginess of a comfort food, of really homey pastry that fills up your mouth, a little doughy-flavoured - the taste of "comfort". It had all that while still being so light and crispy. It was seriously a miracle of baking.
And the filling. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Big plump blueberries in a sweet, but not to sweet, gooey messy syrup which kept the wonderful integrity of the blueberry flavour and again provided that real "comfort" taste. OH MAN. I need another one. I was thinking that I would actually get on a plane and go back to Napa just for the pie. It was that good. Give me a minute here......
Ok, thanks. Moving on....
After spending 3 hours in the cafe devouring pie and chatting with the lovely lasses, I selected a few other treats to take back "home" for testing. This is what I grabbed...
1. Red Velvet Woopie Pie - a red velvet cakey thing sandwiched with a cream cheese marshmallow icing (pic above on its own, and with kids eating)
2. Cupcakes for kids - butter cake with marshmallow frosting and lots of red and blue stars!
3. Nana Split Pie - Chocolate cookie pie crust filled with caramel, bananas, vanilla and chocolate pastry cream with a raspberry and strawberry whipped cream topping (wow, that's alot of stuff in one pie - I had my doubts)
The kids were beside themselves when I got there with this disgusting orgy of sugar.
We ate our dinner.
We then had dessert.
Well. Here's the verdict...
Woopie Pie - hmmmm...a little disappointing, just tasted like a dry chocolate cake with yum cream cheese icing...none of us really got into it. I have since been told by a guy in Anchorage that the best Woopie Pies are from Maine - I'll see if I can test that out.
Cupcakes - of course the stars were picked off and eaten and most of the frosting licked off, Partner-In-Cream and I couldn't resist sticking our fingers in for a taste, it looked soooooooo good...and yes, the frosting was everything it should be...sweet, light, gooey and like a cloud!
Nana Pie - NOW THIS WAS A REVELATION - it was INCREDIBLE. It looked somewhat boring - see pic above, but once you taste it...oh my goodness...all those flavours just work together, they just mushed up into one big banana/strawberry/chocolate/gooey/creamy globby mouthful. Just like a banana split I suppose. Both Partner-In-Crime and I looked at each other, then dove in for more...I also got a text that night at 10pm in my San Fran Airport hotel from PIC - she was making a night time fridge raid on the Nana Split Pie - I was sooooooooooo jealous!!!
Deep sigh.
So, sportsfans, there you have it. DO NOT GO TO NAPA FOR WINE - GO FOR PIE. That's my motto from now on...I'm thinking of having t-shirts made up!!!
An ENORMOUS thank you to PIC and wonderful wonderful munchkins who made me feel so welcome and so happy in their home and in Napa.
There's a pic there above of PIC and I enjoying our gossip gourmet lunch. I'm not ashamed to say that I couldn't tell you one thing about Napa wines, but I can tell you about pie, cupcakes and wonderful Napa Hospitality.
WONDERFUL.